Tag: batman

selinakylx:

Ok but you know those paparazzi that follow celebrities around just to take ‘ugly’ no make-up photos of them when they least expect it?

Well imagine them doing it with the batfam:

  • Bruce purposefully makes himself look embarrassing to ‘keep up with the act’
  • Dick never looks bad. Like, the photographers have tried anything from catching him when he’s eating to mid-yawn but nope, that boy is gold
  • Cass always knows when they’re following her. She will never be caught unprepared and all that the photographers can catch is a well practiced poker face
  •  Damian is similar. You’ll either catch him with a blank expression or an annoyed one depending who he’s with

And then there’s Tim:

  • Tim is, like, really embarrassing??? he just walks around with his hair pulled back into some messy kind of man-bun thing and just wears old clothes. He can usually be found looking half-dead either with coffee or plowing through a bag of marshmallows. This boy is just a mess

daddybats-and-babybirds:

Teen Titans headcanon that every now and again, about once every few months, Robin gets a message from the Justice League that Batman, his father, was killed in duty. And every time, while the Titans are freaking out and sympathetic, Robin is just like nah, he’s fine. The League assures him that Batman’s sacrifice was not in vain, that he loved Robin dearly. Rob, meanwhile, is like eating nonchalantly eating waffles and all let me know when he shows back up.

And of course two days later, they get a sheepish call from the League. They have found Batman and he is very much alive, sorry to worry everyone. In the background you can hear other League members freaking out.

“I saw him get kidnapped by a Kraken and dragged under the water!”

“He crawled out of an avalanche with half a batarang and a lighter!”

“We left him. In dead space. For t w o  d a y s.”

Robin just grunts and goes back to obsessing over his casefiles. The Titans are shivering in a corner. Who is this Batman that he can survive such ordeals? How on Earth did Robin survive his partnership? As curious as they are, they hope they will never meet the Batman

bhucewayne:

Batman: They’re never afraid of you are they? Glowing green and seeping
radiation. You could break this planet in two. And yet when they see you
there struggling to hold yourself up in a doorway, they trip over each
other to help you.

Superman: You could try asking nicely.