Teen Titans headcanon that every now and again, about once every few months, Robin gets a message from the Justice League that Batman, his father, was killed in duty. And every time, while the Titans are freaking out and sympathetic, Robin is just like nah, he’s fine. The League assures him that Batman’s sacrifice was not in vain, that he loved Robin dearly. Rob, meanwhile, is like eating nonchalantly eating waffles and all let me know when he shows back up.
And of course two days later, they get a sheepish call from the League. They have found Batman and he is very much alive, sorry to worry everyone. In the background you can hear other League members freaking out.
“I saw him get kidnapped by a Kraken and dragged under the water!”
“He crawled out of an avalanche with half a batarang and a lighter!”
“We left him. In dead space. For t w o d a y s.”
Robin just grunts and goes back to obsessing over his casefiles. The Titans are shivering in a corner. Who is this Batman that he can survive such ordeals? How on Earth did Robin survive his partnership? As curious as they are, they hope they will never meet the Batman
Batman: They’re never afraid of you are they? Glowing green and seeping
radiation. You could break this planet in two. And yet when they see you
there struggling to hold yourself up in a doorway, they trip over each
other to help you.
Concept: a small child whose imaginary friend is Superman. He talks to “Superman” all the time, completely unaware that Clark can in fact hear everything he’s saying. The child and associated adults are infinitely surprised when reply letters from Superman start appearing in their mailbox
one of dick’s insta photos is him squat posing next to the dikdiks at the zoo and the caption is “my brethren” and he tagged all his siblings as one of the dikdiks
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