dave is one of those enigmatic tumblr famous bloggers who you never know anything about unless you follow him for like 3 ½ years and then maybe he’ll post a vine of himself eating cereal which gets reblogged by the thousands
like he talks about himself A LOT but he never ACTUALLY tells you anything except that his name is dave? probably? and he works at sears
he reblogs plastic bags and geocities gifs of weed spinning around and old skeletons and is never serious ever you dont even know if dave is his real name
he also makes a bunch of deadpan jokes like he’ll post a picture of some fucked up animal like “what is this demon” and john will reblog it explaining good naturedly that its a type of weasel etc and then dave will reblog it like “its in my house and its playing 30s jazz records” it gets 200000 notes
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