Tag: karkat

biblioprincessdalian:

biblioprincessdalian:

someday i’ll be done talking about homestuck but not today so here’s my headcanon: once they get to earth c they discover one of the reasons echidna determined that karkat was so important is that it turns out hes some kind of fucking public administrative savant. he is just terrifyingly good at bureaucracy and nobody knows why. dave is pretty content to fuck off and let troll kingdom govern itself, terezi’s busy, jade just sort of checks in occasionally, but karkat vantas? he was BORN for this. like if leslie goddamn knope was a bisexual teenage boy who wrote profanity laden dissertations on the cinematography of bridget jones. jade has a cute idea for a public works project and karkat has all the paperwork filled out and submitted in triplicate with construction started in about three hours. as far as anyone can tell he mostly just sits at his desk and yells at everyone (nobody else even has a desk, or an office, but he insisted on getting one) but somehow shit just Gets Done and everyone is impressed and a little unnerved

like listen. usage of his leadership skills? jack noir parallels? it’s funny? karkat gets to be useful and fulfilled and accomplished at something for once in his life? it’s perfect. c’mon. 

Jane and Jake decided to spend their adulthood running corporations of all things and John is mostly staring aimlessly at his bedroom ceiling meanwhile Karkat Vantas, Dedicated Civil Servant, is being widely recognized for reforming the water management system and cutting the number of parking citations in half, history books will note the incredible success of his programs despite how he announced them all via obscene, excessively detailed metaphors that made everyone a little uncomfortable

unamusement-park:

last night i had a dream there was like a homestuck sitcom and all i remember is karkat talking to the camera looking worried saying “gamzee hasnt eaten anything but Easy Cheese and weed brownies for the past three days” then it cut to a smug-looking gamzee who said “he thinks its been three days, its actually been three weeks” then he sprayed some Easy Cheese into his mouth

fizzmouth:

okay listen, ready?? Dave’s favorite shirt is a shirt he custom made of his favorite unflattering photo of karkat. So for daves birthday, karkat makes him a shirt of him wearing the shirt and dave literally can’t stop laughing for days…anyway hbd, dave strider