phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

I went to laser tag last night as part of a Microsoft intern event and we all had to choose a code name to go by for the scoreboard

And let me tell you real Programmer Nerd Culture is having your team get their Entire Ass kicked by guy whose code name is Kirito.

I should mention that, while Kirito got first place 2 outta the 4 rounds. “Iconic” got first place the other 2.

And Iconic was this gorgeous M.I.T. girl probably 5’0" in full beauty-blogger “you can’t sit with us” makeup and frankly. Who Is She

Other notable code names include

BigBigBoy
Grandpoopa
Shrek 2
The guy who asked for a random name and got named “Random”
MasterChief
The French guy who named himself Baguette
Tex, which isn’t a special name but I bring it up because I killed him 14 times in one round

It’s also worth mentioning that, by complete coincidence Kirito got exactly 999 points the first round. Second place had 600-something. Then the scores kept going down for the other 30 people.

So what I mean is Kirito’s “introduction” made it look like he walked on screen and literally maxed out the scoreboard on his first try and frankly. If that’s not worthy of a Cliche Anime Protag name I don’t know what is.