bucky who can’t quite seem to get over the fact he can pick up mjolnir even though it’s been a good three months since the first time he accidentally plucked it from the ground in avenger’s tower. the hammer itself always seems to be in the most random of places and bucky will walk over to it whenever the opportunity comes along and look around to make sure no one is watching before picking it up again as it expecting one day that he won’t be able to lift it again. except every time it comes off the ground without hesitation and he grins like an absolute idiot because it means more to him than it probably should just that mjolnir deems him worthy at all so that must mean there’s something good about him, right?
and of course tony eventually asks why thor leaves his hammer just sitting around the place and thor simply smiles and says, “because it helps where i cannot.”
but can we consider that Rhodey does, in fact, outrank Steve Rogers?
now picture rhodey meeting steve and steve snapping a salute
that is all
and Rhodey would be totally serious about it until the second Steve walked out of the room and then he’d totally turn and look at Tony with crazy eyes and Tony would be like “JARVIS TOOK PICTURES FROM EVERY ANGLE YOU’RE WELCOME”
no offense but where’s the fic where t’challa’s usin his kingly powers to try and woo sam but just keeps accidentally fucking up. like. fills sam’s house with flowers and sam has to call an ambulance when he opens the door bc he’s deathly allergic to lilies. takes sam out to dinner under the guise of a diplomatic strategy meeting and orders the nicest meal and champagne and grins when sam makes a cat loving fish joke, but then they actually both get awful food poisoning from bad clams. brings sam to a super fancy party with all his fancy, famous friends to try and impress but it gets crashed by supervillains right before t’challa can make a move.
and sam’s talking to steve about his very real concerns that the king of wakanda is trying to kill him, meanwhile t’challa is back at his palace banging his head against the wall
tbh as far as i’m concerned anything abt steve being a nazi is entirely non-canon and i’m not going to let this dumb bullshit affect my view on him as a character. steve rogers hasn’t let me down, marvel has.