remember that time batman kneeled down in front of a completely naked superman, took his face in his hands, and asked him out for dinner? because i do.
and also that time superman started crying because batman didn’t want to talk to him?
batman thinks about superman while making out with hot chicks
superman made batman smile for a selfie and is still alive
and also
mhmmmmm.
Bruce, you’re a goddamn billionaire. Clark works at a newspaper.
I’m pretty sure dinner should be your treat.
That’s not even subtext, that’s just text
“Just you and me… AND SUPERMAN 😍😍😍😍😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️😍😍” fucking hell
Bruce Wayne takes his ten year old son Dick to adopt his first Pokemon at Clark Kent’s ranch for rehabilitated Pokemon. (Yes, this is a SuperBat Pokemon AU.)
Batman: They’re never afraid of you are they? Glowing green and seeping
radiation. You could break this planet in two. And yet when they see you
there struggling to hold yourself up in a doorway, they trip over each
other to help you.
¯_(ツ)_/¯ 