Silly Headcanons About Kryptonians

bisexualclarkkent:

• Get pouty on cloudy days because they like it being sunny
• Purr when happy, just like cats… Clark didn’t know that was unusual until he was school age
• The whole superfam likes boxed macaroni and cheese better than homemade (yes, Ma Kent is slightly offended)
• Animals and children love them
• They all joke about alien conspiracies and UFOs and shit
• Blush a lot
• Freckle easily, but the freckles also fade fast
• All have huge appetites and like junk food too much
• They make up little songs sometimes and it’s cute but sometimes they do it when the room is quiet and wonder why everyone looked at them
• They feel weird when travelling by airplane… it’s sooo slow and cramped and impractical
• Send each other memes in the group chat (and Clark then takes the memes and sends them to Bruce and Diana in their group chat)
• They’re all on a first name basis with their baristas, the checkers at the grocery stores they frequent, the bank cashiers, etc
• Cuddle a lot  (with significant others, platonically with friends, with each other, etc)