what do Thanos and Lavender Brown (harry potter character both have in common?
They both were played by Black actors until the point where they had to take centre stage
Damion Poitier played Thanos in the Avengers(2012) post-credit scene
Kathleen Cauley played Lavender brown in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret and Jennifer Smith played Lavender Brown in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
I always knew about the aririnhas (giant otters) that inhabit the pantanal and amazonian rivers, and that they are bigger than other otters, but I had no fucking idea they could reach up to 6 feet (1.82 meters) in length
Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”
(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)
¯_(ツ)_/¯ 
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