once again with the same fucking backpacks and the same fucking position thanks it wasnt even on purpose tbh
dong made an au where they meet after a long distance relationship at an airport tears are shed hugs are had their relationship is consummated by terrible kissing skills
dave and karkat after a while on the meteor; theyre starting to get close and pester each other a fair amount when they arent physically hanging out and like
karkat sends dave a smiley face with the horns like (:B and dave is just like. hooooly shit. thats the cutest thing i ever did see. but he cant say that so he just sends a sunglasses smiley back. B)
CG: (:B TG: what dude TG: holy shit is that supposed to be your horns CG: YES. TG: oh man TG: no bro you cant use B like that CG: WHAT? WHY THE FUCK NOT. TG: because TG: its already my shades TG: B)
dave is one of those enigmatic tumblr famous bloggers who you never know anything about unless you follow him for like 3 ½ years and then maybe he’ll post a vine of himself eating cereal which gets reblogged by the thousands
like he talks about himself A LOT but he never ACTUALLY tells you anything except that his name is dave? probably? and he works at sears
he reblogs plastic bags and geocities gifs of weed spinning around and old skeletons and is never serious ever you dont even know if dave is his real name
he also makes a bunch of deadpan jokes like he’ll post a picture of some fucked up animal like “what is this demon” and john will reblog it explaining good naturedly that its a type of weasel etc and then dave will reblog it like “its in my house and its playing 30s jazz records” it gets 200000 notes
¯_(ツ)_/¯ 
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