*laugh track plays*
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Tag: dave
Facts About Dave Strider
- He likes to rave about bands no one’s heard of but him
- He collects weird dead things preserved in various ways and he originally wanted to be a paleontologist when he grew up
- He is an amateur photographer and has his own makeshift darkroom
- He has a large internet presence as he runs various humor blogs, websites, and social networking profiles
- He is popular online and has internet fans
- When he found apple juice in his closet he immediately thought to tell John because he thought he would’ve gotten excited about his find
- He is actually terrified of puppets, especially lil Cal
- He is ambidextrous but uses mostly his left hand
- He stutters when he’s nervous and makes frequent typos and freudian slips when upset or flustered in general
- He doesn’t know much about sports
- He likes talking to himself out loud when alone because he finds the sound of his own voice to be soothing
- He gets frustrated when things he’s reading are very involved and wordy
- He was the first to use to use the words “jegus” and “gog” as typos
- He uses “y’all” in conversations
- He had a Hero Complex and believed that he was supposed to defeat Jack Noir and Lord English
- He later rethinks his definition of heroism in the new timeline and admits that he hated the idea of being a hero because his bro was a hero and consequently ruined the idea of heroism for Dave
- He hadn’t slept well after hearing the screams of monsters and ghost dying in space
- He’s the creator of dave_ebubbles
- He thought Jade was someone that needed to be protected until later when he refuses to fight her because he realized that she is more powerful than him
- He did not love Bro but he still idolized him
- He gave up using time travel in the previous timeline partly because of all his deaths in particular when he fought Jack Noir with Jade
- He gets along with davesprite, unlike dirk who doesn’t get along with lil hal
- He considers davesprite and himself as different people, but he still calls himself the “real dave”
- Bro raised him in an abusive environment and Dave was always bitter for getting stuck with a hyper-aggressive lunatic of an adult male guardian
- He believed Bro HATED him
- Bro made him not want to fight and made him fear blood, danger and metal sounds, which ironically his planet is composed of
- He feels most comfortable venting to Dirk about his most intimate issues
- He is easily influenced by John
- He stays level-headed when exposed to general disconcerting things
- Until he flies off the handle
- He is quite forgetful
- He has trouble facing his own mortality
- His dream self was said to be awake all along despite him not knowing
- He doesn’t follow any religion
- He’s technically the first character to be seen speaking as he yelled STOP! when trying to stop a rambunctious crow
ok so i figure trolls are omnivorous in that they eat mostly bugs and fruit, going by their teeth and conversations. please consider the first time they see that old ‘laughing alone with a salad’ meme, probably introduced to them by rose as an important human invocation of humor and wellness, and are like ‘i don’t get the joke’. is it funny because leaves aren’t food? but the humans are pretending leaves are food? does kanaya bring rose a leaf to see if she’ll do the thing? then when rose eats the leaf do the trolls all stand around like ‘holy shit she just ate the leaf. what crazy shit are these guys going to do next?’
when they go ask dave whether or not it’s normal for humans to eat a leaf he assures them it isn’t, all leaves on earth are in fact massively poisonous and only consumed to intimidate a guy’s earth human frenemies, because of course humans have just as many buttfuck stupid hostility rituals as you squirrely troll dudes. the squirrely troll dudes are all incredibly relieved… until the next time they see rose with a BLT.
#crazy human shenanigans#rose has been known to eat MANY leaves at a time even#rose eventually just follows karkat around eating a whole head of iceburg lettuce#karkat is STRESSED OUT#dave: i don’t think you’re doing the meme right#rose: I brought you some lettuce too.#Just in case you want to go freak Vriska out.#dave: aw shit its like you know me or something#(later vriska too tries to eat a leaf)#(it doesn’t go well)
AU #2937: a superhero AU but not really in the way youre thinking probably
it focuses mostly on the alpha kids dealing with their older relatives- that is, the beta kids- being superheroes. so like slice of life but with more explosions
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