directorshellhead:

sashayed:

sashayed:

I started thinking absently about Steve Rogers’ jogging route during my run today and then i couldn’t STOP thinking about it because there’s literally NO WAY it makes sense unless you accept that he is specifically fucking up his entire morning routine to get another look at the cute boy he clocked on his run. I got home and started to make a post about it but it was like

so you’re just going to have to trust me 

Enough people asked me to Get Into This that, you know what, fine. Let’s get into it. Under the cut please enjoy my doctoral dissertation, There Is No Carol In HR, or Captain America Is a Big Ol’ Creep and I Can Prove It with Maps. 

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@sashayed deserves a gold medal for this post just like Steve Rogers deserves a gold medal in flirtatious creeperstalker run-trolling.  

clintbartoon:

clint barton saying “nice” after literally anything he does. after waking up in the morning wrapped completely in his blanket: “nice.” after every single of one lucky’s tiny doggy snores: “nice.” after spilling coffee down his shirt the moment he puts it on: “nice.” after saying a really witty one-liner: “nice.” after tripping and falling down the stairs: “n..[wheeze]…ice.”