Tag: dc comics

selinakylx:

Ok but you know those paparazzi that follow celebrities around just to take ‘ugly’ no make-up photos of them when they least expect it?

Well imagine them doing it with the batfam:

  • Bruce purposefully makes himself look embarrassing to ‘keep up with the act’
  • Dick never looks bad. Like, the photographers have tried anything from catching him when he’s eating to mid-yawn but nope, that boy is gold
  • Cass always knows when they’re following her. She will never be caught unprepared and all that the photographers can catch is a well practiced poker face
  •  Damian is similar. You’ll either catch him with a blank expression or an annoyed one depending who he’s with

And then there’s Tim:

  • Tim is, like, really embarrassing??? he just walks around with his hair pulled back into some messy kind of man-bun thing and just wears old clothes. He can usually be found looking half-dead either with coffee or plowing through a bag of marshmallows. This boy is just a mess

Why Don’t People in the DCU Realize that Clark Kent is Superman? I’ll Tell You Why!

firefaerie81:

firefaerie81:

  • As Clark, he deliberately acts like a doofy klutz, slouches, changes his speech patterns, and wears baggy clothes
  • Superman vibrates ever so slightly to mess with photos
  • The bright colors and S Shield on his costume (plus the tights) draw the eye away from Superman’s face
  • Clark’s thick glasses blur his eyes
  • People only know that Superman is an alien named Kal-El that lives in the Fortress of Solitude.  They don’t know he has a secret identity, so they’re not actively looking for it
  • Real people don’t tend to jump to the conclusion that “person A looks like person B, so they must be the same!“
  • People see Superman as almost a god, they wouldn’t think he would “lower” himself to the guise of a human
  • Real people don’t tend to assume people they know are secretly famous, so the Daily Planet workers have no reason to think Clark is
  • Clark Kent is mostly known as a name in a byline
  • Superman doesn’t have any distinguishing features, like a birthmark or a scar.  His face is fairly nondescript
  • Through robots, shapeshifters, and Bruce Wayne in disguise, Superman and Clark Kent have been seen in public together
  • Luthor’s analysts once deduced that Clark was Superman.  Said deduction was immediately thrown out as ridiculous
  • This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0QVvbhMm24&feature=related

(Most of these reasons are listed on the Clark Kenting page of TVTropes.  I just compiled them into a more organized list)

Ah, there we go.  The full text.  Thank you, Whitaker!

ooooh could I prompt birdflash “I love you” 11 please??

notagoodplace4gods:

11. With a shuddering gasp

An anon asked me for 1. as a hello, so I decided to combine your two prompts into a sequel for (Sweet) Dreams are made of it. Plus, I had rebirth feels.

I know I haven’t been active in the birdflash fandom lately, I’ve been going through a lot of personal stuff, but I still love these two idiots with all my heart and soul and I plan to write many fics for them (and complete my wip, promise!), so don’t give up on me pls

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Silly Headcanons About Kryptonians

bisexualclarkkent:

  • Get pouty on cloudy days because they like it being sunny
  • Purr when happy, just like cats… Clark didn’t know that was unusual until he was school age
  • The whole superfam likes boxed macaroni and cheese better than homemade (yes, Ma Kent is slightly offended)
  • Animals and children love them
  • They all joke about alien conspiracies and UFOs and shit
  • Blush a lot
  • Freckle easily, but the freckles also fade fast
  • All have huge appetites and like junk food too much
  • They make up little songs sometimes and it’s cute but sometimes they do it when the room is quiet and wonder why everyone looked at them
  • They feel weird when travelling by airplane… it’s sooo slow and cramped and impractical
  • Send each other memes in the group chat (and Clark then takes the memes and sends them to Bruce and Diana in their group chat)
  • They’re all on a first name basis with their baristas, the checkers at the grocery stores they frequent, the bank cashiers, etc
  • Cuddle a lot  (with significant others, platonically with friends, with each other, etc)